How high do you have to be to adopt a mouse as your son and name it Stuart
just a little
i have no self control
Kesha changed her twitter username from @keshasuxx to @KeshaRose. I’m sensing a self titled album coming soon where she drops the dollar sign.
I’m so proud of her.
"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance
but the merman texting on his conch
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
SOME of my favorite characters from the three seasons of American Horror Story. (no male characters because they are all useless)
Mickey Mouse gas mask for children during WW2.
When you feel yourself becoming a part of a new fandom but you don’t want to upset followers by reblogging stuff they didn’t follow you for:
When you finally give in and reblog a few posts:
When you realize, fuck it, this is my blog: